Hi i'm joseph asimeng. Good _____(morning, afternoon or evening). Please tell me how to make a _____ animation in after effects. Without sending me youtube videos, without sending me youtube links, without telling me to join courses, or other stuff kinda similar to that. Instead tell me step by step in words only
Friday, August 27, 2021
Tuesday, August 24, 2021
in this video and the in the video thumbnail, she almost looks like kylie jenner
in this video and the in the video thumbnail, she almost looks like kylie jenner. watch the video, in the link below if possible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmVb-65vOsw&ab_channel=Anife
Wednesday, July 28, 2021
another post-youtube video
there was no swearing in this. watch and you'll know if possible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_l6RnOhk_M&ab_channel=Derst13
another post - youtube video
he didn't catch the holy spirit in church in my opinion. watch the video and you'll know if possible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJhpbLOPFPs&list=WL&index=13&ab_channel=avirtue
Monday, July 19, 2021
getting more people to tell me happy birthday from 7/15/2021
my birthday was on July 15, 2021, so tell me happy birthday, in the comment section if possible
Thursday, July 15, 2021
getting more friends in the bronx, for myself- requirements (-(2)-)
Hi i'm joseph asimeng. i'm 25 years old, from the bronx, new york. i'm ghanaian.
By the way, i need new friends who...
-are also ghanaian, with an american accent(cuz well..it's the way i talk)
-in between the ages of 17 to 24 years old
-from co-op city,(cuz i live around there) or any other part of the east bronx, new york
-will be nice to me, make time for me, and talk to me more often when i try to contact them
-will try to be a little bit nice to my family, if i were to introduce them to each other one day
-watch a little bit of anime(rarely),
-play a little bit of games (rarely),
-don't read mangas or comics,
-hate smoking(cuz it can kill you, even from those ads, regardless of exaggeration),
-hate tattoos(cuz it can hurt you when you get it in my opinion and your opinion too),
-don't have pets(and i never will because i don't want them (dogs) to bark at me, trying to hurt me or you in any type of way- you should kinda scared of them but i wouldn't say too much),
-don't curse too much at other people,
-don't watch or remember much movies or tv shows,
-like watching sports but don't know any sports stat right now
-bad at playing sports(sort of)
-are mostly shy,
-go to church but don't know much about the bible right now(even though i'm from a african/afro-christian family), but i will read the bible soon
-don't know much about politics right now.
-hate horror movies
-don't pay bills so far
-like online browsing, even taking notes about that
-like knowing company facts & other facts
(even if i haven't done it in a while cuz of some homework assignments that may come up)
-like watching tv ads and other videos anytime
-know almost every car name
-like people who think discipline seems tough when it's really not
-like people who are passive aggressive but not too much
-like imagining fake stories(even though i haven't done it in a while, if you don't get it don't ask)
-have autism but don't know which type they have
-don't work out too much
-don't hike outside
-don't flex with stuff i bought before(even if i have an idea on how to do it)
-rarely look at memes
-not gangsters
-are not nerds
-don't remember their past(too much)
-don't have too much favorites(favorite songs, favorite music artists, favorite stores etc.)
(if its hard for them to pick, or if its any other reason that would be great)
-but are cool, smart and funny in their own ways
also:
-don't know much about history, science, math
-don't like or watch hentai
- know how to spell some words
-haven't been cooking themselves way less often
-don't make knives
-don't make cheese
-don't make candles
-not lock pickers
-not jugglers
-might like table tennis/ping pong, but also don't think i played it yet
-don't do scrapbooking
-don't play any sport right now
-don't do stand up comedy
-don't listen to podcasts
-don't do karate
-not cosplayers
-not ice skaters
-not skateboarders
-not rubiks cube experts yet
-not actors for movies and tv shows
-not djs
-used to do crossword puzzles but don't do it anymore (cuz it just got old for them too)
-don't do astronomy
-don't do hooping
-don't do model engineering
-don't do nail art or makeup
-don't do metalworking
with that being said, if you live in the bronx or manhattan, wanna respect me no matter what, and if you have all of these interests mentioned above, text me whenever i'm free, at 646-399-6608
Friday, July 9, 2021
getting more friends in the bronx or manhattan
i'm 25 years old, from the bronx, new york. i'm ghanaian.
By the way, i need new friends who...
-are also ghanaian, with an american accent(cuz well..it's the way i talk)
-in between the ages of 17 to 26 years old
-from co-op city,(cuz i live around there) or any other part of the east bronx, new york
-will be nice to me, make time for me, and talk to me more often when i try to contact them
-will try to be a little bit nice to my family, if i were to introduce them to each other one day
-watch a little bit of anime(rarely),
-play a little bit of games (rarely),
-don't read mangas or comics,
-hate smoking(cuz it can kill you, even from those ads, regardless of exaggeration),
-hate tattoos(cuz it can hurt you when you get it in my opinion and your opinion too),
-don't have pets(and i never will because i don't want them (dogs) to bark at me, trying to hurt me or you in any type of way- you should kinda scared of them but i wouldn't say too much),
-don't curse too much at other people,
-don't watch or remember much movies or tv shows,
-like watching sports but i don't know sports stat right now
-bad at playing sports(sort of)
-are mostly shy,
-go to church but don't know much about the bible right now(even though i'm from a african/afro-christian family), but i will read the bible soon
-don't know much about politics right now.
-hate horror movies
-don't pay bills so far
-like online browsing, even taking notes about that
-like knowing company facts & other facts
(even if i haven't done it in a while cuz of some homework assignments that may come up)
-like watching tv ads and other videos anytime
-know almost every car name
-like people who think discipline seems tough when it's really not
-like people who are passive aggressive but not too much
-like imagining fake stories(even though i haven't done it in a while, if you don't get it don't ask)
-have autism but don't know which type i have
-don't work out too much
-don't hike outside
-don't flex with stuff i bought before(even if i have an idea on how to do it)
-rarely look at memes
-not gangsters
-are not nerds
-don't remember their past(too much)
-don't have too much favorites(favorite songs, favorite music artists, favorite stores etc.)
(if its hard for them to pick, or if its any other reason that would be great)
-but are cool, smart and funny in their own ways
also:
-don't know much about history, science, math
-don't like or watch hentai
-mostly know how to spell any word
-haven't been cooking themselves yet either
-don't make knives
-don't make cheese
-don't make candles
-not lock pickers
-not jugglers
-might like table tennis/ping pong, but also don't think i played it yet
-don't do scrapbooking
-don't play any sport right now
-don't do stand up comedy
-don't listen to podcasts
-don't do karate
-not cosplayers
-not ice skaters
-not skateboarders
-not rubiks cube experts yet
-not actors for movies and tv shows
-not djs
-used to do crossword puzzles but don't do it anymore (cuz it just got old for me after a while)
-don't do astronomy
-don't do hooping
-don't do model engineering
-don't do nail art or makeup
-don't do metalworking
with that being said, if they live in the bronx or manhattan, wanna respect me no matter what, and if they have all of these interests mentioned above, text me whenever i'm free, at 646-399-6608 #bronxviral #bronxtrending #bronxhomepage #bronxnyviral #bronxnytrending #bronxnyhomepage
Tuesday, May 18, 2021
Friday, May 7, 2021
Monday, April 12, 2021
my fake story 2
Thoughtless Goblin
A Screenplay by Mr PseudonymINT. QUALITY CAFE, LOS ANGELES - AFTERNOON
Daring lawyer MASTER CHAD PARKER is arguing with helpful painter DI SUSAN PARKER. CHAD tries to hug SUSAN but she shakes him off.
Please Susan, don't leave me.
I'm sorry Chad, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.
I am such a person!
SUSAN frowns.
I'm sorry, Chad. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
SUSAN leaves.
CHAD sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, daring scout MASTER MATT GIANTBULB barges in looking flustered.
Goodness, Matt! Is everything okay?
I'm afraid not.
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
It's ... a goblin ... I saw an evil goblin vandalise a bunch of children!
Defenseless children?
Yes, defenseless children!
Bloomin' heck, Matt! We've got to do something.
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
You can start by telling me where this happened.
I was...
MATT fans himself and begins to wheeze.
Focus Matt, focus! Where did it happen?
St Michael's Mount, Cornwall! That's right - St Michael's Mount, Cornwall!
CHAD springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
CHAD rushes along the street, followed by MATT. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
EXT. ST MICHAEL'S MOUNT, CORNWALL - SHORTLY AFTER
HANNAH WILLIAMS a thoughtless goblin terrorises two children.
CHAD, closely followed by MATT, rushes towards HANNAH, but suddenly stops in his tracks.
What is is? What's the matter?
That's not just any old goblin, that's Hannah Williams!
Who's Hannah Williams?
Who's Hannah Williams? Who's Hannah Williams? Only the most thoughtless goblin in the universe!
Blinkin' knickers, Chad! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most thoughtless goblin in the universe!
You can say that again.
Blinkin' knickers, Chad! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most thoughtless goblin in the universe!
I'm going to need razors, lots of razors.
Hannah turns and sees Chad and Matt. She grins an evil grin.
Chad Parker, we meet again.
You've met?
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
A young CHAD is sitting in a park listening to some indie music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.
He looks up and sees HANNAH. He takes off his headphones.
Would you like some jelly tots?
CHAD's eyes light up, but then he studies HANNAH more closely, and looks uneasy.
I don't know, you look kind of thoughtless.
Me? No. I'm not thoughtless. I'm the least thoughtless goblin in the world.
Wait, you're a goblin?
CHAD runs away, screaming.
EXT. ST MICHAEL'S MOUNT, CORNWALL - PRESENT DAY
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
(To CHAD) You ran away?
(To MATT) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
CHAD turns to HANNAH.
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
CHAD runs away.
He turns back and shouts.
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with razors.
I'm not scared of you.
You should be.
EXT. A LIBRARY - LATER THAT DAY
CHAD and MATT walk around searching for something.
I feel sure I left my razors somewhere around here.
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly razors.
You know nothing Matt Giantbulb.
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.
Suddenly, HANNAH appears, holding a pair of razors.
Looking for something?
Crikey, Chad, she's got your razors.
Tell me something I don't already know!
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
I know that already!
I'm afraid of dust.
(appalled) Dude!
While HANNAH is looking at MATT with disgust, CHAD lunges forward and grabs his deadly razors. He wields them, triumphantly.
Prepare to die, you thoughtless sprout!
No please! All I did was vandalise a bunch of children!
SUSAN enters, unseen by any of the others.
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those children were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Chad Parker defender of innocent children.
Don't hurt me! Please!
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these razors on you right away!
Because Chad, I am your mother.
CHAD looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.
No you're not!
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.
HANNAH tries to grab the razors but CHAD dodges out of the way.
Who's the mummy now? Huh? Huh?
Unexpectedly, HANNAH slumps to the ground.
Did she just faint?
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly razors.
CHAD crouches over HANNAH's body.
Be careful, Chad. It could be a trick.
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Hannah Williams is dead!
What?
Yes, it appears that I scared her to death.
MATT claps his hands.
So your razors did save the day, after all.
SUSAN steps forward.
Is it true? Did you kill the thoughtless goblin?
Susan how long have you been...?
SUSAN puts her arm around CHAD.
Long enough.
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Hannah Williams.
Then the children are safe?
It does seem that way!
A crowd of vulnerable children enter, looking relived.
You are their hero.
The children bow to CHAD.
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Hannah Williams will never vandalise children ever again, is enough for me.
You are humble as well as brave!
One of the children passes CHAD a mystical ring
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
I couldn't possibly.
Pause.
Well, if you insist.
CHAD takes the ring.
Thank you.
The children bow their heads once more, and leave.
CHAD turns to SUSAN.
Does this mean you want me back?
Oh, Chad, of course I want you back!
CHAD smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.
Well you can't have me.
WHAT?
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a goblin to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
But...
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Matt.
MATT grins.
But...
You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
Chad?
I'm sorry Susan, but I think you should skidaddle.
SUSAN leaves.
MATT turns to CHAD.
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly MATT stops.
When I said I'm afraid of dust, you know I was just trying to distract the goblin don't you?
Thursday, March 4, 2021
How the NHL ON NBC graphics aren't doing that good, in my opinion and from this image
The reason being is because i think the fonts are a bad combination where it says new in blue, the same font with the 4 bulletpoints under it just doesn't satisfy me. It needs a better typeface. Not that one that has been outdated from 2012. Aside from that, where it says st louis blues, justin faulk and the font words with the sports ticker at the bottom of the screen, is fine by me. The graphic around the words justin faulk, should be taken out also. Only because that's outdated since 2015. The NHL ON NBC graphics should really have a major change with at least their font. If not and if they redesign all of their graphics entirely then it just has to be good.