‘Marvelous Mrs. Maisel’ Cast Members Clock Into Amazon Warehouse For Mandatory Black Friday Overtime Shift (fake news)

 BROOKLYN, NY—As they donned jumpsuits and prepared to meet their employer’s relentless performance quotas, the cast members of Emmy-winning TV show The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel reportedly clocked in this morning to begin their mandatory 12-hour Black Friday shift at a local Amazon warehouse. “Listen, none of us like having to come in the day after Thanksgiving, but if you want to work for Amazon, those are the rules,” said series star Rachel Brosnahan, who signed in with show creator and temporary floor foreman Amy Sherman-Palladino before firing up one of the many forklifts the cast and crew of Amazon’s flagship comedy would be using to meet consumers’ holiday demands. “Don’t get me wrong, I like making some extra cash, but they do that thing where they say overtime is optional, and then if you don’t volunteer for it, they cut your screen time next season. It can be pretty tough. Last year, [series co-star] Tony [Shalhoub] threw his back out, and the rest of us had to pick up the slack or the whole team would have had its pay docked.” At press time, sources confirmed John Krasinski had been written up for failing to scan 300 warehouse items per hour, causing Amazon to fire him from his starring role in Jack Ryan.

my city tech public speaking professor is kinda dumb for this(look at the photos for more info)

 

this MIGHT HAVE happened to me before one time in my 10th grade bus

one time on my 10th grade bus

me: what is almond silk milk made of

joseph ortiz: almonds you d**k(dick)

& joseph ortiz be saying that i never watched kung fu panda before(because i don't think i remember it), to the other 2-3 people on the bus(and he called me a bum a*s(ass) n***a(nigga) a few times(i think as i was about to leave the bus)

to me joseph ortiz is rather a d**k(dick) who should be nice to people like me

something that might've happened to me once with my uncle, i don't know

 on 8/25/16, my uncle said that my older sister, rhoda drinks vinegar with water in a cup with my aunt. a few minutes later, i asked uncle if he sees rhoda drinking it and he said "she drinks it". to me that's messed up but i'll never tell him that. Because i don't know where his d**n(damn) info is coming from. And i've never seen her do that s**t(shit) before.

Drake- dark lane demo tapes from wikipedia- my review of it

 all songs are lyrical.

song

deep pockets-kinda bad beat

when to say when-kinda bad beat

chicago freestyle-kinda bad beat

not you too-kinda bad beat

toosie slide- good beat

desires- kinda good and bad beat

time flies- kinda good and bad beat

landed-good beat

D4L- good beat

pain 1993-kinda good beat(carti's baby voice was bad though)

losses-kinda good and bad beat

from florida with love- good beat

demons-good beat

war- good beat

A Boogie- Artist 2.0-my review of it- good and sort of bad rhythms

 all songs are lyrical.

song

numbers- pretty good rhythm 

thug love- good rhythm

cinderella story- sort of bad rhythm

me and my guitar- sort of bad rhythm

stain-  pretty good rhythm

hit em up- good rhythm

dtb 4 life-pretty good rhythm

calm down(bittersweet)-pretty good rhythm

another day gone-pretty bad rhythm

good girls gone bad-pretty bad rhythm

blood on my denim-pretty bad rhythm

r.o.d.- pretty bad rhythm

big shit-pretty bad rhythm

 right back- pretty bad rhythm

luv is art- pretty bad rhythm

king of my city- pretty good rhythm

mood swings- good rhythm

reply- kinda bad rhythm

streets don't love you-pretty bad rhythm

might not give up-pretty good rhythm