fake story 1

 one evening a friend of mine, one of his friends, called us and said, "Hey, i've been following the news from the south, going to the south and seeing a lot of people die, and there's been so much news there on iraq. You know, there's been a lot of killing, so i've thought about it and i've been kind of curious." I said, "What would you think we'd go about if something like that happened to anyone?" "Well, I thought that the american people were going to want to see their president come home, and they would want to see something happen to his wife, and I think we would certainly want to see him go home. So you know, I think we would do what we think we would do." The next day I went with the president home at 9:30 a.M. And I got up and I was driving back to the white house on air force one, and there was this man who was sitting in his car with a big grin on his face, and he said, "Hey do you need anything?" And I said, "I need a drink and a cup of coffee." And he said, "Would you like to see a cup of coffee?" And I said, "Of course not, I'll get the coffee." It was not a cup of coffee. It was something like that. 

nicki minaj lied. how dare she do that in some way

Nicki minaj lied in some way. How dare she do that. watch the link on the bottom and you'll see what i mean. probably. and tell me what you think in the comments below. (if possible.)

https://www.instagram.com/p/CGY3c-5hP1-/

‘Marvelous Mrs. Maisel’ Cast Members Clock Into Amazon Warehouse For Mandatory Black Friday Overtime Shift (fake news)

 BROOKLYN, NY—As they donned jumpsuits and prepared to meet their employer’s relentless performance quotas, the cast members of Emmy-winning TV show The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel reportedly clocked in this morning to begin their mandatory 12-hour Black Friday shift at a local Amazon warehouse. “Listen, none of us like having to come in the day after Thanksgiving, but if you want to work for Amazon, those are the rules,” said series star Rachel Brosnahan, who signed in with show creator and temporary floor foreman Amy Sherman-Palladino before firing up one of the many forklifts the cast and crew of Amazon’s flagship comedy would be using to meet consumers’ holiday demands. “Don’t get me wrong, I like making some extra cash, but they do that thing where they say overtime is optional, and then if you don’t volunteer for it, they cut your screen time next season. It can be pretty tough. Last year, [series co-star] Tony [Shalhoub] threw his back out, and the rest of us had to pick up the slack or the whole team would have had its pay docked.” At press time, sources confirmed John Krasinski had been written up for failing to scan 300 warehouse items per hour, causing Amazon to fire him from his starring role in Jack Ryan.

my city tech public speaking professor is kinda dumb for this(look at the photos for more info)

 

this MIGHT HAVE happened to me before one time in my 10th grade bus

one time on my 10th grade bus

me: what is almond silk milk made of

joseph ortiz: almonds you d**k(dick)

& joseph ortiz be saying that i never watched kung fu panda before(because i don't think i remember it), to the other 2-3 people on the bus(and he called me a bum a*s(ass) n***a(nigga) a few times(i think as i was about to leave the bus)

to me joseph ortiz is rather a d**k(dick) who should be nice to people like me

something that might've happened to me once with my uncle, i don't know

 on 8/25/16, my uncle said that my older sister, rhoda drinks vinegar with water in a cup with my aunt. a few minutes later, i asked uncle if he sees rhoda drinking it and he said "she drinks it". to me that's messed up but i'll never tell him that. Because i don't know where his d**n(damn) info is coming from. And i've never seen her do that s**t(shit) before.

Drake- dark lane demo tapes from wikipedia- my review of it

 all songs are lyrical.

song

deep pockets-kinda bad beat

when to say when-kinda bad beat

chicago freestyle-kinda bad beat

not you too-kinda bad beat

toosie slide- good beat

desires- kinda good and bad beat

time flies- kinda good and bad beat

landed-good beat

D4L- good beat

pain 1993-kinda good beat(carti's baby voice was bad though)

losses-kinda good and bad beat

from florida with love- good beat

demons-good beat

war- good beat

A Boogie- Artist 2.0-my review of it- good and sort of bad rhythms

 all songs are lyrical.

song

numbers- pretty good rhythm 

thug love- good rhythm

cinderella story- sort of bad rhythm

me and my guitar- sort of bad rhythm

stain-  pretty good rhythm

hit em up- good rhythm

dtb 4 life-pretty good rhythm

calm down(bittersweet)-pretty good rhythm

another day gone-pretty bad rhythm

good girls gone bad-pretty bad rhythm

blood on my denim-pretty bad rhythm

r.o.d.- pretty bad rhythm

big shit-pretty bad rhythm

 right back- pretty bad rhythm

luv is art- pretty bad rhythm

king of my city- pretty good rhythm

mood swings- good rhythm

reply- kinda bad rhythm

streets don't love you-pretty bad rhythm

might not give up-pretty good rhythm

about the cops and how they're not technically protecting all of us

 cops killing black people isn't good. They're supposed to protect us and not harm us. Especially for black people. even if it's their job to sort of harass us and all of that stuff, still, something has to f*****g(fucking) change.

another moment that might've happened to me once with my sister

 one time, my sister rhoda might've dropped my tissue paper on the ground. you would think she litters a lot but no i don't think she does. Even if that wasn't friggin necessary for her to drop my tissue on the floor, but whatever. That was all before going to my high school prom or something i'm not too sure i suppose

a memory that might've happened to me once with my sis

 "i'm not one of your thotty friends,"- my sister told me that once about something before going to my friend isaac's house cuz his mom died-and my friends are not f*****g(fucking) thotty but ok, i understand. it's alright, no problem.

saying i couldn't care less kinda doesn't make sense but oh well

 people saying i couldn't care less kinda doesn't make any d**n(damn) sense to me, but oh well. it kinda f****g (fucking) irritates me but oh well. It is how it is so i'm not goona keep complaining. 

imagine if people like hypocrites for who they are

 imagine if people like hypocrites after the hypocrites tell them i'm sorry, just imagine if people thought that was f*****g(fucking) great

A small play at my church on mothers day 2019

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Vania Dancing with her dad elder sammy

 

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